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| Neogogeta |
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| Oloil wrote: |
two guyz were talking
1: i will erase all the world
2: i will not give you eraser to do that |
I guess you made that .
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| mk1994 |
| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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The Prince of Persia
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| Neogogeta wrote: |
| Oloil wrote: |
two guyz were talking
1: i will erase all the world
2: i will not give you eraser to do that |
I guess you made that . |
I guess this joke is even more stupid than his three-finger joke. You know, the first finger: nobody, the second: anybody, the third: mad
The one mentioned above goes totally different:
In a hotel with three floors lives three men. One was called Mr. Mad and lived in in the lowest floor. The second one was Mr. Nobody and lived one floor above Mr. Mad. The third one was called Mr. Not-A-Single-One and lived in the top of the building.
One day it happened, that all three were looking out of the window. All in one row. Mr. Nobody couldn't stand Mr. Mad and so he spitted on his head. Mr. Not-A-Single-One saw that, but it was Mr. Mad who ran to the police. He yelled: "Nobody spitted on my head and Not-A-Single-One saw it!"
The policeman answered: "Tell me, are you mad?"
"Yes!"
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das riecht zwar nich ohne,
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doing Simone a very bit klug,
she's schnurring beauty nett
and secht in DJ's shoe.
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| Morbid_Angel |
| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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I knew a different version : Mr Nobody and Mr Stupid were on a boat and it sank.Mr Nobody died.Stupid went to the life guards and told them that the boat sank. They asked :"who died?" ,he answered :"Nobody". They asked him : are you stupid ?!?" and he answered :"yes I am !". lol
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| Neogogeta |
| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Morbid_Angel wrote: |
| I knew a different version : Mr Nobody and Mr Stupid were on a boat and it sank.Mr Nobody died.Stupid went to the life guards and told them that the boat sank. They asked :"who died?" ,he answered :"Nobody". They asked him : are you stupid ?!?" and he answered :"yes I am !". lol |
As a matter of fact , it isn't funny at all , but I find this quite amusing anyway 
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| fox |
| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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well it isnt funny but it is nice
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| Rascaduanok |
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Did you know that whole thing’s based on the Odysseus/Ulysses legend — how he escaped from the cyclops? He blinded the cyclops, after telling him he was called ‘Nobody’. So when the Cyclops went to his people to complain all he could say was “Nobody blinded me!”
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| mk1994 |
| Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: |
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| Rascaduanok wrote: |
| Did you know that whole thing’s based on the Odysseus/Ulysses legend — how he escaped from the cyclops? He blinded the cyclops, after telling him he was called ‘Nobody’. So when the Cyclops went to his people to complain all he could say was “Nobody blinded me!” |
Yes, I heard this saga. But it didn't went on: "Are you crazy?" "Yes."
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We have a little cat,
the name is Simone.
Sie pullert auf's Parkett,
das riecht zwar nich ohne,
but is ma keen Parkett,
doing Simone a very bit klug,
she's schnurring beauty nett
and secht in DJ's shoe.
Angelsächsisch for yuh - MaxiMal
The Princess in Danger
The Princess in Danger 2
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