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Kojima-san, if you're reading this, I have something to tell you. I need you to sue two companies for me. The first is the makers of the Simpsons. Why? Because they have a character on the show named Snake. That's right, Snake. It's obvious that they stole this name from you. I like the Simpsons and all but the bad guys on the show never die. I really hate it when bad guys don't die. Except in your games. I hope that your suing them will seal Snake's fate for good. The second company I need you to sue is the makers of another American cartoon show called "Lilo and Stitch: the Series." There are three reasons why those people need to be sued. Here the first one. In an episode called Sprout, there is a scene where Stitch twirls two snorkels in his hands as if they were guns. The makers of this episode obviously stole these gun antics from your character Revolver Ocelot. Remember, Stitch used two snorkels in that scene so he probably thought he was better than Revolver Ocelot. And believe you me, when it comes to gun antics, NO ONE outdoes Revolver Ocelot. NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. Anyway, here's reason number two. There was an experiment on the show named Spooky who is too similar to Decoy Octopus. Spooky was a master of disguise just like Decoy Octopus. I'll bet that makes you mad, huh? Wait till you hear reason number 3. I personally don't watch the show anymore because of my intense hatred toward it, but I have been tracking the show's progress on various websites. It turns out that they made an episode where an experiment called Remmy can mess up people's dreams. They obviously stole Psycho Mantis' copyrighted mind powers for this episode. Please sue Disney for all this because I hate them just as much as Focus Features. Domo arigato in advance. Sayonara! _________________ SITNAM OHCYSP PIHSROW |
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